Lydia: hi peeps wass be happenin? Maria(Lydia's friend): ...? Lydia: WAT R U LOOKIN AT?? Maria: your face. Lydia: ORLY? Maria: your face. Lydia: OK DOOD STUUUP IT. Maria: You are in no state of being funny. DOOD: IM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE NOW. Hi yall. Maria and Lydia: ....??? DOOD: FINE BYE Lydia: I like marshmellows. Maria: FASINATING. Lydia: maaaarshmellows Maria: OOOOOOOoooooooooo THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND SHOW IS ON!! Lydia: I LOOOOVE ALEX!!! :: runs away :: Maria: ?? Lydia :: runs back:: THE THEME SONG!! :: puts on Red, White, and Blue hat that says MOO on it :: YAY ALEX!! Maria: NAT'S CUTER, DUUUH. Lydia: OH NO YOU DID NOT GUUUURL! Maria: I already DID. Lydia: YOU LITTLE... :: starts charging towards Maria :: Maria: o.o AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :: runs ::
Chapter 2: Marshmellows Lydia: Hi peoples. Maria: Why yes, it is nice to...see? you. Lydia: GUESS WAAAAT?!?! Maria: What is it? Lydia: I like marshmellows. Maria: ...Fantastic! Lydia: (in british accent) Let us go and get us some marshmellows! Maria: sure......? Lydia: COME ON I WAS SERIOUS DUUUUH
*at the store*
Lydia: LALALALLAAAAA :: pushes store door open and runs in:: Maria: Hurry up, I'll wait outside. Get me a popsickle, would ya?! Lydia: SURE THIIIIIIIIIIING! ::grabs marshmellows and a box of popsickles:: Maria: COME ON IT'S HOOOOT!! Lydia: ::runs out of the store without paying:: BEAT YA HOME!!! Store Clerk: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID DOG!! Maria: LYDIA COME BAAAAAAAACK!! Lydia: MAKE ME!!
**15 minutes later**
Maria: ::is out of breath:: I...finally... made it. Lydia...you had to...pay him. Lydia: Too late now. Maria: Did you get some popsickles? Lydia: Yup. Maria: How many? Lydia: A whole box.
*five minutes later*
Maria: WHERE ARE THEY?!? Lydia: :: points to her stomach:: I ate 'em. Maria: How many were in the box? Lydia: 45 Maria: ::stares at Lydia:: Can I have some marshmellows then? Lydia: No. Maria: WHY NOT?! Lydia: I ate them too.
Maria: Maybe our boredom is over.... Lydia: **anwsers door** Maria: OHMYGOD IT'S DORA THE EXPLORER!!! DORA, DORA, DORA THE EXPLORER!!! Dora: HI EVERYONE! I'M DORA THE EXPLORER!!! Lydia: OMG, I hate you **slams door** Maria: DOOOOORA!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Come back!!!! Lydia: You're creepin' me out...
**doorbell rings**
Maria: I'LL get it this time. Lydia:Yeah, whatever. Maria: **opens door** Lydia: OMG it's Elmo!!! Hiiii Elmo!!! Elmo: Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake yo booty! I'm booty shakin' Elmo! **turns around and shakes his booty** Shake shake shake, Lydia: Shake shake shake, shake yo booty!! 5 more times! Shake Elmo: Shake Shake Maria: 0.o **shuts door** Haven' t they already made a booty shakin' Elmo? Lydia: **stops singing and shaking** No, it was shake your butt Elmo. Maria: Isn't that the same? Lydia: No. **realizes Maria shut the door and Elmo is gone** HEY WHY'D YOU SHUT THE DOOR?!?! Maria: Elmo is stupid. Lydia: Whatever.
**doorbell rings** Lydia and Maria: WHO THE HECK IS THAT NOW?!? **answers door** George Strait: DO YOU LOVE ME? DO YOU WANNA BE--- Lydia and Maria: **slams door hard**
Lydia: Maria: Lydia: Maria: Lydia: I WON!! I KEPT A STRAIGHT FACE LONGER THAN YOU!! Maria: You beat me fair and square. Lydia: Yup: Oooooo...MAAAIL'S HERE!! ::runs outside:: Maria: ::follows:: Mail Women: Nice doggies. 0.o....::runs:: Lydia: Oooooooo, it's...er...MY...new Nintendo DS!! Maria: How'd you pay?? Lydia: Er...Jojo gave me the...er...YEAH!! Jojo gave me the money, Maria: Sure..... Lydia: ::rips open package:: YES, it came with AC:WW!! Maria: I can...erm...BORROW Jojo's Lite and...we can do DS to DS!! Lydia: OKAY!!
**10 minutes later** Maria: I got her Lite!!! Lydia: Okie doke. ::starts AC:WW Kapp'n: Yar, it's too bad yer headin' all the way out to Hawaii. Long way to go, an' it's rainin' a fair nor'easter... Lydia: ::taps "Yeah, it stinks." Kapp'n: Well, 'tis a cryin' shame, considerin' ye came all the way out here...Gar, no wait a moment, ye wee snappin' turtle. I never got yer name! Lydia: ::types Lydia:: Kapp'n: Yar...Lydia is it? So, fond o' the name Lydia, are ye? Lydia: OMG, HE'S A STALKER...::taps "Yeah, it's cute!" Kapp'n: Yar, yar, that be a fine name, pure an' true. It's the perfect name fer a perfect young lass. Young Miss Lydia... Lydia: ::taps "Awww, thanks!":: Kapp'n:So tell me, Lydia...What're ye plannin' on doin' out in Hawaii? Ye learnin' the ins an' outs o' interior decoratin'? Lydia: ::gasps:: ::taps " Butt Out!":: Kapp'n: Easy there, ye sea urchin-- Lydia: OH NO HE DIDN'T... ::shuts power on DS off:: Maria: Hey, uh, why'd you do that? Lydia: HE CALLED ME A SEA URCHIN!! Maria: Ooooo...kinda harsh... Lydia: ::throws DS out the window:: Maria: ::throws up hands:: Why'd you--OOPS.... Lydia: YOU'RE IN BIIIG TROUBLE!! Jojo: ::walks down stairs:: Hai hai little ones. Have you guys seen my Lite? I wanted to play it, but I can't find it.
**doorbell rings**
Jojo: ::answers door:: HEEEY BEST FRIEND!! Jojo's best friend: Hey, I did my DS come? Jojo: I dunno... Lydia: ::exchanges look with Maria:: Jojo's best friends: ::whispers:: I'd bet THEY know if it happened, and I heard you can't find your Lite...again...THEY probably know... Maria: What'd she say? Lydia: Something about-- Jojo's best friend: :: points at the dogs:: Maria and Lydia: They're on to us! 0.o Lydia: I don't like that look... Maria: Me neither... Both: ::RUNS:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lydia: I WON'T say. Maria: *answers door* Leetie: H3y 7yd!@!!! \/\/@h+ 43r j00 d0!n9?!? Maria: Do I know you??? Lydia: Hey Leetie! I'm so glad you came!! Leetie: |\/|3h 700! 1'm r3@11y 91@d 1 90+ 70! Maria: Do you...know them? Leetie: 45 4 /\/\@++3r 0f ph@4|23 j00 1n5u1+ /\/\3h. 1 4m 90!n9. Lydia: SEE WHAT YOU DID?!?! Maria: No. Lydia: YOU INSULTED HIM. Maria: I did? Lydia: Whatever. Maria: I have this weird friend too. She talks corporate babble mostly.
**doorbell rings**
Maria: I'd bet that's her! *answers door* Allysun: Why, generate acknowledgement there Mari. Do you remember that nickname? I do. Am I talking to fast? Current indications point to affirmative outcomes? No? Maybe so? Orchestrate collaborative supply chains. Lydia: 0____o And I thought Leetie was kind of weird.... Maria: HEY ALLY!! DO YOU REMEMBER THAT NICKNAME?!? YOU ARE AWESOME! Allysun: I do not like being called awesome. I take the bleeding edge deliverables as an insult. I dispise being called awesome. Although, I being called perfect, because I mean...look at me! I AM perfection! Ping me when you're ready to envisioneer one-to-one content. Maria: I'm really very sorry. I didn't mean to. Allysun: I will NOT be treated with such horrible apoligazation!! YOU ARE NOT SORRY. I CAN TELL. ESP IS PART OF PERFECTION. GOODBYE. This project lives and DIES by our ability to visualize synergistic models and engage vertical paradigms. Maria: *shuts door* Erm...that was...akward. Lydia: I HAB A WEIRDER FWIEND!! *calls someone*
**doorbell rings**
Lydia: *answers door* SnoopizzleDizzle: Hollizzle homizzle. WHATIZZLE BIZZLE CRAKIZZLE UP IN TEH HOODIZZLE?! SOONIZZLE, IT BETTIZZLE BE YOU CRAKIZZLIN UP AT MY SIZZLIN JOKIZZLES!! Maria: You're right you do? SnoopizzleDizzle: She do-dizzle whatizzle? Lydia: Ohizzle, it's reallizle nothizzle. SnoopizzleDizzle: Whatev-izzle. I gotta IZZLE on outta this WHACKIZZLE HOOD. BIZZLE HOMESKILLIZZLE. Lydia: Bizzle! *shuts door* Maria?? Maria: O-o-over he-ere Lydia: -________________________________________________- Maria: Uhm...w-what? I got kinda...scared. Lydia: *stares at puddle on floor* Maria: ?? Lydia: ----------_________________________________________________________________---------- Maria: Uh...oh...? ? OH MY HEAVENS....::runs:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
